Finally we get a real action figure

There is finally a real action figure. This one doesn't have freakishly large biceps. It doesn't sling webs, but it's good on the web. He doesn't have x-ray vision or lasers that shoot out of his eyes. Infact he needs glasses to see his computer screen. He is the everyday hero. He can fix DNS problems with a single command. Able to parse large log files in a single view, he's faster then an over clocked pentium 4, he is the super-alpha-uber-geek, GeekMan! Unlike other action figures you'll find in the stores, Geekman comes with full documentation, yeah, I know, pretty exciting, huh?