I currently don't have anything interesting to say, so I will differ to those that do.
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
-Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not be awe struck by other people and try to copy them. Nobody can be you as efficiently as you can.
-Norman Vincent Peale
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.